January 23rd, 2009 When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… ..so, I took her to a gas station…..
and that’s how the fight started.
*-*-*-*-*-*
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...]
May 23rd, 2008 A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again.” On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, The [...]
November 23rd, 2007 Wife:’What are you doing?’
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’
Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’
———— ——— ——— -
Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’
Husband: ‘Sure! [...]
March 23rd, 2007 A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’
I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’
The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60;
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ‘
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ‘Now don’t be silly,
dear — you know that this car [...]