Clinton's Secret Box ( Joke )

jerry — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:27:27 +0000

Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box and there were three empty beer cans and $1800 cash. She closed the box and put it back.

At dinner, she looks to Bill and says, “Bill, I never looked in your box all 25 years, but I had to look today. The suspense was killing me. Though, I`m confused. Why three beer cans and $1800?”

He looks at her a few moments then tells her. “Hillary, every time I was unfaithful to you, I kept an empty beer can.”

Hillary still looks puzzled.” Ok Bill, I know the three times you were unfaithful. I`m hurt but that`s over with, But why $1800?”

Bill says,” Well, every time the box got full, I went to recycling and kept the money.”

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Clinton's Secret Box ( Joke )