Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box and there were three empty beer cans and $1800 cash. She closed the box and put it back.
At dinner, she looks to Bill and says, “Bill, I never looked in your box all 25 years, but I had to look today. The suspense was killing me. Though, I`m confused. Why three beer cans and $1800?”
He looks at her a few moments then tells her. “Hillary, every time I was unfaithful to you, I kept an empty beer can.”
Hillary still looks puzzled.” Ok Bill, I know the three times you were unfaithful. I`m hurt but that`s over with, But why $1800?”
Bill says,” Well, every time the box got full, I went to recycling and kept the money.”
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Bill’s company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?”
Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
He started shouting “F1! F1!” but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.
Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.
A message appeared on the screen, “An illegal function is performed.
All the window-panes of the car will be closed.” Poor Bill died.
Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, “You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell.”
Bill pleaded, “I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please.”
Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.
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