January 23rd, 2009 When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… ..so, I took her to a gas station…..
and that’s how the fight started.
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...]
October 23rd, 2008 The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on [...]
March 23rd, 2007 A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’
I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’
The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60;
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ‘
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ‘Now don’t be silly,
dear — you know that this car [...]