November 11th, 2009 Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box [...]
January 23rd, 2009 When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… ..so, I took her to a gas station…..
and that’s how the fight started.
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...]
October 23rd, 2008 The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on [...]
September 23rd, 2008 If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility. ..
Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?”
A: “No sir. But I subsequently [...]
June 23rd, 2008 Bill’s company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?”
Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In panic Bill [...]