December 23rd, 2008 …:::Army Truths:::…
Physical Fitness
THIS HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM.
Everyone here gets enough exercise:
1. Jumping to conclusions;
2. Flying off the handle;
3. Carrying things too far;
4. Dodging responsibilities; and
5. Pushing their luck.
Fighter Pilots
Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He’ll tell you.
Q: What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots
A: God [...]