March 23rd, 2007 …:::Wife From Hell (Funny):::…
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’
I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’
The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60;
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ‘
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ‘Now don’t be silly,
dear — you know that this car [...]